Svakom Robin Powerful Vibrating Masturbator

Meet Robin, the power tool your hand has been hinting at for ages. Slip in and you are greeted by an ultra soft silicone sleeve, ridged and rippled to hit every nerve ending. The sleeve flexes to fit pretty much any girth, then pops out for a quick wash in hot soapy water and a blast of toy cleaner. Easy.

Five distinct vibration patterns do the groundwork, anything from a slow roll to a frantic drumbeat. Feel like skipping the build up? Smash that BOOST button and Robin jumps straight to full throttle, no questions asked. A neat LED screen keeps you in the loop on battery life and which setting you are riding, so the fun never fizzles out halfway through.

Charging takes two hours, playtime clocks in around two and a half, plenty for a marathon session or several quickies. The hard case is ergonomic, solid in the hand, and discreet enough to slide into a drawer. At 7.75 inches long with about six inches of insertable depth, it delivers snug stimulation without hogging bedside real estate. Weight sits just under a kilo, reassuringly sturdy but never cumbersome.

Retail says £59.99, we say £38.89, your wallet says thank you. Grab some lube, cue up your favorite fantasy, and let Robin take over the wrist work. Clean up, charge, stash, repeat. Simple.