Monster Toys Megator Dildo

Meet the Megator, the heavyweight champ of the Monster Toys lineup and a must-try if you’ve ever daydreamed about taking things to the next, next level. At first glance it looks massive, because it is, yet that pointed tassel tip eases you in gently. One moment you’re flirting with a teasing taper, the next you’re staring down 9 cm of girth that doesn’t quit. Trust us, the stretch is real, in the best possible way.

Slide your hand over the surface and you’ll notice it’s silky smooth vinyl, strong enough to hold its bold curve yet forgiving enough to stay comfortable. The shape pushes right where you want it, delivering that deliciously full feeling with every thrust. With 32 cm of insertable length on offer, you can choose how deep you dive, from little tastes to the full monster feast.

Despite its size, cleanup’s a breeze. Warm water, a hit of toy cleaner, done. Vinyl means no lingering smells or stains, and because it’s waterproof, bath time adventures are totally on the table. Pair it with plenty of water-based lube for the slickest ride, and yes, it’s condom-friendly if you’d like an extra layer.

Quick stats you’ll want at a glance:
• Insertable length: 12.5 inches
• Diameter: 3.25 inches, circumference 10.25 inches
• Weight: 2.06 kg, you’ll feel that heft in your hand
• Material: premium, body-safe vinyl
• Colour: midnight black

Normally you’d shell out £74.99 for a beast like this. Snag it here for £49.78 and pocket the savings for extra lube or a celebratory bottle of bubbles. If your toy collection is begging for something big, bold, and unforgettably satisfying, Megator’s ready when you are.