Neon Penis Shooter

Bright lights, big laughs, zero awkward silences. Our Neon Penis Shooter packs the kind of cheeky punch every hen or stag party dreams about. Fill that 3.5-ounce chamber with your favourite tipple, raise it high, then watch the crowd howl as someone “sucks it down.” The colours switch up with every order so you never know which bold shade will land on your doorstep, but predictable fun is overrated anyway.

Made from lightweight plastic, the shooter is easy to rinse and reuse, meaning you can keep the antics rolling long after the first toast. It weighs practically nothing at 0.05 kg, slips right into a purse or back pocket, and steals the selfie spotlight faster than you can say “girls’ night.”

Here’s the kicker, it looks naughty, costs next to nothing. RRP is £3.99, our price is a cheeky £2.29, so go ahead and grab extras for the whole squad.

Planning a wilder weekend? Mix this little legend with our other party-ready novelties, stock up on neon goodies, and get set for instant ice-breakers that actually work. Because let’s be real, nothing pulls a crew together like competitive shot-guzzling from a neon plastic pecker.